Should you fear factoring? If you accept the premise of the 1992 Robert Redford movie Sneakers, then your life would be in great peril if you were to invent a technique to quickly factor large numbers. The security of the RSA encryption scheme lies in the fact that currently there is no known factoring procedure that can factor $200+$digit numbers in a reasonable amount of time. In this talk we will examine several methods of factoring numbers with a focus on the quadratic sieve. The talk should be accessible to those familiar with the basics of modular arithmetic.